Unveiling the Wonders of Matter and KMT

The Glories of Matter and KMT and why this sock smells worse than the face of human suffering.

What is Matter? Matter is a peculiar thing. It is basically everything you have seen, will see, and will interact with for all of eternity. Unless another mad genius comes along and figures out those neutrinos, but that progress will be slower than any British vehicle in reverse. Anyhow, matter on it s own is kind of boring to say the least. The change and the reactions of them combining and creating new compounds is where the fun is at.

Please explain in English? Matter is stuff. All the stuff you will ever do anything with. All of the stuff.

And what the heck was that connectic molecule theory? Kinetic Molecular Theory or KMT shows how individual particles interact with one another. The kinetic molecular theory contains a number of statements compatible with the assumptions of the ideal gas law. In other words of English, this theory explains how that stuff (matter) does things with all the other stuffs (or kinds of matter) but within the realm of forces and physical energy. All of the concepts here applying to individual particles and their kinetic energy properties.

How will I implement these topics to solution fluency fluency entertainingly? solution Oh jolly good chap, now that we have scared off all of the simpletons with our complicated vocabulary and willing support of learning, let us begin. What was the first - oh yes! Let us Define (trademark Lee Crocket 2016) the issue at hand. Explain a concept to an audience entertainingly? Well, I am sure my humorous banter has caught all eyes from Manchester to Tokyo yeess! And my facts are totally spot on! I mean who could resist such a nice, handsome and- oh lord I m really just lying to myself now. God if my persona was a tank, the armor would be so thin that the crew would take desperate action and strap their helmets to the outside! If you are still reading I commend you.

Ok step 2 umm its right here Dream Dream! Oh you have come to the right place if you are looking to dream! Now, grab a fresh cup of tea, listen to some smashing classics and just rela- oh?? NO! No you are not allowed coffee! Suspicion of handling such a vile beverage results in immediate execution by service revolver! *blows off smoke from barrel* alright now that that is out of the way, let me explain. I want to engage an audience the size of New Wales in my flawless insight to science, yeess! And through all of my comedy, still explain the concept and get the message across. I will do this by copious amounts of research and late nights consisting of coffee ridden library browsing.

Deliver Deliver and design population! design my wisdom to the greater I apologize in advance audience, but this one is going to be more serious. Yes I know I can hear you groaning, but funny will be back in a jiffy. Since we have covered KMT, I shall continue to the next topic. Chemical change is a hard one. Let us take that ungodly sock as an example. That man (we ll take Terrance as a placeholder) is going for a run. His energy is spending, and the running has made him sweat beyond belief. Sulfur, Methanethiol and Satan s body wash on Terrance s foot will even make Herman Goering s shoulders sag. His foot smell is now so potent British soldiers will run away faster than Francophone country staff at the first sight of danger. Essentially, the chemicals reserved in his body and the environment have combined and moved to create something new. That being the most distasteful, nauseating, dreadful, disagreeable, unbreathable scent I have ever seen. A supercomputer couldn t figure out how to make that.

Still Delivering Delivering, like a champion yeess. Hmm, solids. Liquids. Gases. What does it mean? Changes of state are said to occur due to levels of temperature and pressure, but some witnesses have claimed to have seen a certain dashing chap by the name of Javid sublimate solid titanium with just a singular gaze of pure fury, but no one is supposed to know that. The first thing to know about states in general is that school textbooks are rubbish in this respect. Anyone heard of plasma? Yeah it s its own state. A little graph should help. The temperatures rise from left to right. Solid Liquid Gas Plasma. Roughly that s it. There might be somebody saying things about Ionized gases, but they probably had too much to drink. But what do you call the changing process in between? Here s a picture to remedy your frustration; It s to the right.

Still delivering delivering state of the art wits! Quantitative properties of matter. Isn t that just a mouthful? In other words, what that matter is. Well, what is it? Is it harmless? Is it more tough than Stalin s perfectly crafted handlebar moustache? Is it more potently smelling than the strange sulfur on Terrance s feet? Whatever it may be, properties lie there. We shall set free umm Plutonium for obvious destructive reasons. Just when weapons grade uranium did not satisfy your hellish craving, unleash the rather destructive Murica inside with this highly explosive, radioactive, and just generally unpleasant element. It appears harmless, but oh you could not have been more wrong. It ll make you look like a bloody raspberry, and keep your appearance on par with Voldemort after a grease fire for all eternity. It is very hard to get out of the body.

Alright we are done. Time to review and Debrief Debrief! We have conquered and maybe marauded the lofty task set by my sponsors *cough* RSS *cough*. I have absolutely no clue how that could have possibly been improved! It was completely flawless yes it was! There wasn t too much text, it was very concise! It was all meat, no fat yes it wa- oh bugger I m just lying to myself again. It was long! I mean you could have fit the entire works of Shakespeare in-between one of these paragraphs; It was theatrically long! I wouldn t be surprised if this effort by itself put a crack addict to sleep it was that wordy! And the topic oh for gods sake even a British builder wouldn t waste his time reading this it changed so much. In the time it took to read this you could have probably done something productive and maybe go out to see the world for once! But no, I guess some people are inclined to watch me drabble. In that case, I am flattered. You can access my paypal here at www.ShamelessAdvertisingbyJavid.com and support further shenanigans. GIVE ME MONEY.